Thursday, April 17, 2008

First look at Tashan: preview of the next sensation…

irst look at Tashan: preview of the next sensation…

Wild about Bollywood movies? Presenting a next-gen, hi-fi, 'istylish' feature by Yash Raj films.

Tashan boasts of gripping you in, and tripping you out. It has the masala and tadka to present you a spicy delicious theme. Like any YRF multistarrer, Tashan promises some superb action, and a towering audience reaction.

All the glitz and glamor is redefined when the Tashan travel all over the country, to take you on a journey embracing four characters with unscrupulous mindsets and unique individualities.

We can't bargain for any better with bollywood, the favourite stars playing characters we always imagined. And they are really good at it too…



The dude shows off his kicks and shakes his hips again. Akshay Kumar as Bachchan Pande

First look at Tashan: preview of the next sensation...

Name: Bachchan Pande
Age: 30 as per police records, 25 as per Chachi, 26 as per Omprakash, I think 28.
Marital Status: Don't understand question.
Qualifications: Can steal electricity anywhere. Can break all bones of body with guarantee.
Work Experience: Fully experienced.
Achievements: Recovered everything from a cow to a bungalow.
Aim: To become a killer.



Girls beware of Kareena cos' she won't like you easily falling for Saif Ali Khan, playing Jimmy

First look at Tashan: preview of the next sensation...

Name: Jimmy Cliff (Jeetender Kumar Makhwana, but please keep it confidential)
Age: Depends on the age of the girl across the table.
Marital Status: Not interested but always available.
Qualifications: Qualified enough to fix any girl in record time, and ya of course, graduate.
Work Experience: In the past two years working in a call center and coaching English.
Achievements: Highest number of girlfriends from class 5 to graduation.
Hobbies: Can't you guess.
Aim: To stay alive.


AC multiplexes will feel the heat this summer. She is a known cause for global warming, Kareena Kapoor as Pooja

First look at Tashan: preview of the next sensation...

Name: Pooja Singh
Age: What is it got to do with you?
Marital Status: Hot and single.
Qualifications: 34-22-34.
Work Experience: More than you think.
Achievements: Still to achieve my main goal.
Aim: To fool everyone.


He continues to entertain masses, our own Mr. India. Anil Kapoor as Bhaiyyaji

First look at Tashan: preview of the next sensation...

Name: Lakhan Singh urf Bhaiyyaji
Age: Remember not, but young at heart.
Marital Status: Bachelor since baby, will marry soon.
Qualifications: MMS from King Kong University, JKL in Botany from Bing Bong University, BBMS from Kaun Sa Desh, Currently getting made English Honours marksheet, also Three more degrees getting made in progress.
Work Experience: Bhaiyyaji self made man, Pulled rickshaw and now pulling Money from all over India.
Achievements: Gunning and Robbing
Hobbies: Wearing foreign costume, English speaking 24 hours
Aim: To speak English like George Bush.

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